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#748
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<shoxx> my experience with anarchists are that they are: a) annoying b) naive
<morklitu> c) virgins
<Mitchell-> d) crotch-less
<shoxx> nice addendum
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<kiyoura> PUSH TO STABLE
<kiyoura> SOMEONE
<Kage[Work]> PUSH YOUR FACE
<Kage[Work]> ONTO MY MANGINA
<kiyoura> PUSH YOUR DICK
<Kage[Work]> INTO YOUR MOM
<kiyoura> INTO MY MOUTH
<kiyoura> woah
<Kage[Work]> kiyoura, you gay or something? :O
<kiyoura> woaaah
<kiyoura> I meant your mouth...or ..ermm
<kiyoura> crap
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<achermov> Oh, so, my mom and I were driving back from work yesterday
<achermov> talking about what we were gonna have for dinner.
<achermov> We settled on chicken, and we were deciding what to buy at the grocery store.
<achermov> Well, then we passed a gas station, where there was this big truck.
<achermov> Had a cage in the back and a big sign over the side.
<achermov> Said "Free Kittens!"
<Chuckie_Ice> :o
<achermov> So I, of course, said, "Oh look mom, we don't even have to go to the grocery store. Free dinner!"
<Chuckie_Ice> LOL
<achermov> She hit me.
#1029
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[3:37 PM] Monica: I still want four kids.
[3:37 PM] Silent-Shadow: hell no
[3:38 PM] Silent-Shadow: i'm sticking to abstinence
[3:38 PM] Silent-Shadow: that way if you get pregnant i'll know you're cheating
#1154
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{ Kage} Dude, those chicks' nipples are longer than slothearn's dick
{ Kage} Which isn't saying much
{ Kage} But still
[ slothearn] it says a lot for nipples
{ Kage} FUCK, those are nasty
{ Kage} slothearn, considering you're, what, 1" erect?
{ Kage} Yeah, I guess a little
[ slothearn] depends on the temperature
[ slothearn] with enough thermal expansion I can get 1"
[ slothearn] otherwise it's a few mm
[ slothearn] metric and all
[ slothearn] but in the cold my dick is so small that even observing it would change its state
{ Kage} Hahahahaha
{ Kage} Nicely done
{ Kage} slothearn, place it in the LHC, they'll get some nice camwhore pics for you to post
[ slothearn] indeed
{ Kage} "What's that spec in this spectrograph?" "That's the left teste"
[ slothearn] they could slam my cock into other quantum particles
[ slothearn] and read the defraction patterns
{ Kage} slothearn, that's about the only chance you'll have of slamming your cock into anything
#1008
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<Wells> what kind of development is currently active on hts
<anarkakari> Wells: its a sekkrit
<Wells> in other words, nothing
#1000
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<Monica> If I could host an HTS Con, it would be at Chucky Cheese.
<TheMindRapist> Fuck yes.
<unnu> wow, could we make compts?
<TheMindRapist> I will steal the tokens from children
* unnu ignores moni
<Monica> I'm srs.
<Netalarm> at a mcdonalds!
<Monica> We could just meet up and talks about h4xing, and then play teh games and eat pizza all day.
#1019
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<godofcereal> you can only do a run by if your lucky
<redice> i used to be in new york
redice> the gangsta place
<godofcereal> a drive by would get you stuck in traffic
<redice> hahahah so fucking true
#2467
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<fastfinger> hts is getting homo again
* krackz licks fastfingers neck
* fastfinger has quit (Quit: homophoebia)
#582
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<FrozenFire> I have an explanation as to why the US is failing in Iraq
<FrozenFire> Here's how it goes:
<FrozenFire> There was once a fly
<FrozenFire> Who was sitting on the floor of a barn
<FrozenFire> He found a large pile of shit
<FrozenFire> And gorged and gorged
<FrozenFire> Until he could gorge no more
<FrozenFire> He became so fat after eating the cowdung
<FrozenFire> That he could no longer fly
<FrozenFire> He couldn't lift off
<FrozenFire> However
<FrozenFire> He noticed a pitchfork leaning against a wall of the barn
<FrozenFire> He thought to himself: "Maybe, if I climb to the top of that pitchfork, and jump off, I can fly before I hit the ground"
<FrozenFire> So he climbed up the pitchfork
<FrozenFire> And jumped off the top.
<FrozenFire> He tried to fly, but failed.
<FrozenFire> He ended up splatting on the floor.
<FrozenFire> And that is why the US is failing in Iraq. They do not understand this lesson.
<FrozenFire> The lesson is: If you are full of shit, you shouldn't fly off the handle.
#106
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< wired> i use no protection
< wired> and im fine
<fastfinger> haha
<fastfinger> i use condoms
#790
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<IceShaman> pan's labyrinth
<Neme> Spanish film
<IceShaman> followed by mean creek
<Neme> Body of water
<IceShaman> followed by the hustler
<IceShaman> oooooooooooh yeah
<Neme> Cock in the sofa cushions
<lordofwhee> ...
<Neme> I thought we were playing $25,000 pyramid?
#717
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JTRipper (JTRipper@army.mil) has joined #hackthissite
<nsbgerard> i just did a fart
<nsbgerard> and it smelt like bong chambers
<yourmysin> .
<JTRipper> ...
<nsbgerard> XD
<JTRipper> why do I always enter at the akward parts of conversations?
#841
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<krackz> seriously Petrarchin i dont know why but i really hate you
<Petrarchin> I respect that krackz, it's nice to know that I can instill such a strong emotion in someone
<Petrarchin> I thought my life was meaningless but now i've left an imprint in your heart
<krackz> good for you
<krackz> dont feel to special
<krackz> i hate everyone
<Petrarchin> =(
<krackz> go back to an hero now
<xtrecate> ^^
#881
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[22:25] <terminus> rki: u suck
[22:26] <Otixa> ...Cocks.
[22:26] <Otixa> \o/
[22:26] <Otixa> For once that was well placed and relevant :o
#822
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<Yuji1> Langley: Oh but in his world, its just too hard to view the page source and read.
<Yuji1> chrlsbowman1: Kid, just leave hacking alone until you KNOW computers.
<Langley> maybe his browser doesn't have that option ;)
<Yuji1> Dude... He can't view page source...
<chrlsbowman1> i am
<Langley> you cant
<chrlsbowman1> i no i cant
<Langley> Wtf... chrlsbowman1: RIGHTCLICK!
<Yuji1> Langley: Woah woah woah bud, thats overload for him, buffer overflow. 1 char only. lol
* Langley falls off his chair
<Yuji1> Langley: You alright? lmao
<Langley> Yujil: Let's insert some shellcode in his head - maybe shutdown? or better: killall, that'd solve it
<Yuji1> Whats RETN in ASM? The hex. We don't want him dead, for fucks sake lol.
<%BhaaL> Yuji1: dont retn, a crash is fine too
#84
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<carldod> can u death ping with linux or a windows 95 or widowns xp ????
#93
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< fastfinger> ya irc is for dickheads
< fastfinger> who use abbrivation like lol jk
< Saphirus> lol
#777
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<lolage> One gay cowboy says to the other
<lolage> Y'up?
<lolage> Yep.
<Neme> ...
<lolage> rofl
<Neme> I'm trying to decide if that isn't actually brilliant...
<wired> yep
#493
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<NightQuest> I'm on an Ubuntu livecd, burning a fedora core livecd
#113
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00:04 Nietzche [Lol@ball.o.cheese] has quit [Ping timeout]
00:06 < rippawallet> hi nietzche
00:06 < rippawallet> oh
00:06 < rippawallet> he quit
00:07 < rippawallet> i guess i havent quite got the hang of irssi yet D:
#1969
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<phantomcircuit> apples, you enjoy penis
<apples> you betcha
<trust-no-one> lol
<trust-no-one> i second that
<phantomcircuit> trust-no-one, you also enjoy penis?
<phantomcircuit> wat
<apples> wat a homo
#315
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<xenomaster> XD I took Pascal in high school
<fiftysixer> lol
<Terminal> xenomaster, I'm sorry.
<Terminal> Did they give you the rocks?
<Terminal> or did you have to go out and find them?
<xenomaster> lol
<vh04x> lol me too
<Terminal> That is what you used as a computer right?
<h4xlemur> XD
#737
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<pacifico> so this pedo guy jeff
<ljsmithx> I would bash his knees in then put a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains across the floor
<Romnous> ljsmithx, good fantasy you got there
<ljsmithx> It is
<Romnous> you do S&M too ?
#437
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<`Cobra> I put a condom over my ethernet port when I was 12... My dad said you used a condom for protection..
#276
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<einz> denial of sex service
<einz> that is worst
<gloom> My GF used to always give me DoS attacks :(
<gloom> But that's only because I wanted to like 15 times a day o.O
<fastfinger> i patched my gf
<fastfinger> she had too many holes
<ministry[seannigel]> software or wetware ;-)
<sas01> Rofl
<sas01> fastfinger, I hope you deleted that backdoor ;)
<gloom> o.O
<fastfinger> no no
<fastfinger> buttplug
<gloom> I don't think he deleted it, but i'm sure he blocked it several times
<sas01> Ah ok
<fastfinger> i need that hole at times
<sas01> A crafty little plugin?
#536
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<nsbgerard> R.I.P. to tupac
<NightQuest> he's dead?
<nsbgerard> rofl
#317
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* troika_games -> Quit (Ping timeout)
* troika_games -> has joined #rootthisbox
<troika_games> lol , stop hacking my computer!
#608
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<krackz> someone should make a assembler called organised assembly
<krackz> or ORGASM
#852
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<crazor> check out the hot pussy
<amarja> where
* Wyrmkill sets ban on crazor!*crazor@539A65FD.9A336D83.F2BF0A84.IP
* Wyrmkill sets ban on amarja!*amarja@yourmums.house.com
* Wyrmkill has kicked amarja from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)
* Wyrmkill has kicked crazor from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)
#995
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(3/16/09 01:01:08P) [ Tiberius] kage when i get my bar number can i represent HTS? :D
(3/16/09 01:01:14P) [&weekend] not if in those 3 years time you find out that what you realy want to do is a 5 year plan
(3/16/09 01:01:36P) [ Tiberius] 3 years of lawschool right?
[3/16/09 01:01:40P] { Kage} Tiberius, Is trolling allowed in US courts?
(3/16/09 01:01:46P) [&weekend] it is not
(3/16/09 01:01:47P) [ Tiberius] LOL
[3/16/09 01:01:49P] { Kage} Then no
#313
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<weekend> :/
<GOD_> :/
<faith> :/
<faith> :\
<GOD_> :\
<sas01> :/
<faith> does that explain it?
#338
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<IceShaman> yes Marco, I like younguns that's right
<IceShaman> I rape children
<IceShaman> and eat babies
<carlzenox> O_O
<IceShaman> anyone of you got kids?
<IceShaman> guess I'll skip breakfast
<carlzenox> i do!
<derek> triple b's? big black babies?
<weekend> now now.. eating babies doesn't have anything to do with rape
<weekend> they are just.. tasty
#964
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<Zackfett> anyone who wants to see it, i created a blog
<Zackfett> [Edited out]
<Zackfett> its got stuff about lockpicking in it
<@pookleblinky> "The tool being used should first be lubricated with a glycerine-based handlotion or hand cleaner before inserting it"
<@pookleblinky> I dig this.
<Zackfett> lol
#840
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<Rijnzael> .wik scourge of the earth
<MrWiki> "The relational database management system (RDBMS) officially called Oracle Database (and commonly referred to as Oracle RDBMS or simply as Oracle) has become a major presence in database computing." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scourge_of_the_earth
#2984
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<slokenafk> e3cb I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
<slokenafk> YOU.....
* e3cb gives you a bone
<e3cb> Done deal
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<Ox90> who is this rolf dude? everyone keeps spelling his name wrong?
#963
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mutant: this is my impression of apples
mutant: fuck you fucking fag.. fuckin noob .. learn to fucking read
mutant: and this is karec
mutant: sorry
mutant: my
mutant: keyboard
mutant: is
mutant: fucked
mutant: all
mutant: to
mutant: hell
mutant: and this one is xelix
mutant: >_>
mutant: <_<
mutant: hai newfags
#2474
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* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 with a cock
<Erendis42> how about the real thing?
<Erendis42> i'm waiting
* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 around with a real cock
<iPaddy> lmao Erendis42 wtf
<Erendis42> idk i'm just half asleep
<Hitekrednek> wait.. whose is this?
* Hitekrednek drops
<Erendis42> lol!
<iPaddy> haha i dont know why but i actually giggle over you
<Tiksi> awwwww
<Tiksi> it can love
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<subzero77> !help sex
<moo> When a man and a woman love eachother very much... Well they don't really have to love eachother... It doesn't even need to be a man and a woman...
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<OCR> hi could anyone spare me some time to tell me how i would sniff the routers/modems i have hacked ?
<OCR> anyone ?
<AR> ok
<AR> you take the router
<AR> get your face real close
<AR> inhale
<OCR> nice
<OCR> can i connect it to my network with hamachi and sniff with cain & able?
#1026
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<Monica> Let me tell you a story, son.
<Monica> It's about two kitties.
<mutant> oh god
<Monica> The story will help you relax.
<Monica> Oh...
<mutant> are they on a cloud?
<Monica> Mutant, WTF are you doing in here?
<Monica> Yes, the kitties are on a cloud.
<mutant> ;_;
<Monica> Mutant, are you cheating on HackThisSite with HH?
<mutant> XD
<Monica> I don't believe in open relationships, Mutant.
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<pthug> didn't even realise hts had an irc server :p
#301
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<Hiphopopotamus> I hate going outside. The yellow face...it burnsss usss....
#535
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<pinkdaisy> "Oh baby, your text is making me hot!"
<pinkdaisy> "You put the comma in just the right spot."
#1083
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<KeroKira> I felt special for a minute
<Deceit> You'll feel that way 14 more times in your life ;)
#1054
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<kiyoura> SS is the
<kiyoura> umm
<kiyoura> I know's he's watching
<kiyoura> so ima say
<kiyoura> sysadmin
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<CodeWebs> speak of the devil
<Yuji1> Satan?
<satan> yeah?
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<bren2010> I noticed the u and i were next to each other just now.
#318
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<death> ar - type in /quote quit with the stupid answers
<AR> death, it says "cannot quit with quote"
<death> hmm
<death> why client are you using?
<AR> xchat
<death> odd
* death has quit (Quit: with the stupid answers)
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