<DeZ> i code brainfuck
<Mitchell-> i code vagina.
<Kwang_Chei> I code RL
<Mitchell-> i coded the matrix.
<Kwang_Chei> I coded the Agents.
<DeZ> I WROTE THE APPLICATION KNOWN AS SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
<Mitchell-> you're a god DeZ.
<Kwang_Chei> Yes, thank you.
<Kwang_Chei> It has some bugs in it, but I'm willing to keep using it as long as I don't get a virus.
<phantomcircuit> some python + postgresql i wrote running on commodity desktop hardware is fast enough to handle the entire worlds forex needs
<phantomcircuit> WHO IS BOS??
<phantomcircuit> I AM BOSS
<Hitekrednek> I wrote a hello world in C that’s fast enough to handle the world’s demand 1000 times over.
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<Yuji1> fiftysixer: Let me guess, two guys with butts together? (56) or a guy behind a guy?
<fiftysixer> it's a five and a six
<fiftysixer> but since your mind seems to be automatically making homosexual assumptions,
<fiftysixer> the answer is NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU
* Otixa chuckles
<Wells> what kind of development is currently active on hts
<anarkakari> Wells: its a sekkrit
<Wells> in other words, nothing
<kiyoura> you're still my daddy
<Monica> I summoned him just for you, kiyoura.
<kiyoura> thanks Monica
<kiyoura> Silent-Shadow the watermelon thing will always be OUR joke
<kiyoura> BUTT FRICTION FOREVER
<kiyoura> dude im gay
Hackthissite's Theme Song
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
<Flubber> is ssid related to cookies?
<Typhoid> When is a colon used at the end of a statement in Python?
<apples> when book
<Typhoid> What's 'book'?
<apples> the problem surfaces !
<Omelette> i like my viruses like i like my woman
<lordofwhee> old and fat?
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<nsbgerard> i just did a fart
<nsbgerard> and it smelt like bong chambers
<JTRipper> why do I always enter at the akward parts of conversations?
NoXzema kicks self in head.
<Yuji1> ...Wow and he the stupidity saw it coming and he still kicked his self in the head.
xtwitchx: RoMeO... why is my girlfriend on your to-do list?
[00:55] <Younix> what is people
[00:55] <Younix> your != you're
[00:55] <Younix> LEARN GRAMMAR NOW
[00:56] <source> More then likely, it's the former
[00:56] <Younix> than*
[00:56] <Younix> mr. grammar.
[00:56] <source> grammer*
[00:56] <Younix> right.
[00:56] <Younix> dictionary plz.
[00:56] <source> please*
<coi> i programmed an httpd such that when someone connected it pretended to be IIS-2.0
<coi> i got hell of a lot of hits
[22:25] <terminus> rki: u suck
[22:26] <Otixa> ...Cocks.
[22:26] <Otixa> \o/
[22:26] <Otixa> For once that was well placed and relevant :o
<Yuji1> Langley: Oh but in his world, its just too hard to view the page source and read.
<Yuji1> chrlsbowman1: Kid, just leave hacking alone until you KNOW computers.
<Langley> maybe his browser doesn't have that option ;)
<Yuji1> Dude... He can't view page source...
<chrlsbowman1> i am
<Langley> you cant
<chrlsbowman1> i no i cant
<Langley> Wtf... chrlsbowman1: RIGHTCLICK!
<Yuji1> Langley: Woah woah woah bud, thats overload for him, buffer overflow. 1 char only. lol
* Langley falls off his chair
<Yuji1> Langley: You alright? lmao
<Langley> Yujil: Let's insert some shellcode in his head - maybe shutdown? or better: killall, that'd solve it
<Yuji1> Whats RETN in ASM? The hex. We don't want him dead, for fucks sake lol.
<%BhaaL> Yuji1: dont retn, a crash is fine too
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<Silent-Shadow> hahahahah lordofwhee likes man on man interaction
<lordofwhee> dude, i hit a LOT of nerves...
* Neme is away [Smoke]
* xenomaster is glad he quit smoking
* Zod goes to smoke double for xenomaster
<xenomaster> well...i stopped smoking cigs at least
<Do_The_Jew> he smokes pole
<xenomaster> pole != the bowl
<weekend> I mean
<weekend> no lies
<weekend> .. cary on
< AR> unnu, you know that you subconsciously have a preference of whites over blacks?
< unnu> idk AR, isnt that why it is subconscious?
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<DaBomb> lololololololololol :P
<NightQuest> I'm on an Ubuntu livecd, burning a fedora core livecd
(12:36:57 AM) DeZ_666: wait wait
(12:36:58 AM) DeZ_666: wait
(12:37:01 AM) DeZ_666: WOOT NO HTS BOT
(12:37:07 AM) DeZ_666: ANARCHY WINS!
(12:37:07 AM) HTS-Bot [email@example.com] entered the room.
(12:37:07 AM) mode (+ao HTS-Bot HTS-Bot) by HTS-Bot
(12:37:09 AM) DeZ_666: fuck.
<pacifico> so this pedo guy jeff
<ljsmithx> I would bash his knees in then put a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains across the floor
<Romnous> ljsmithx, good fantasy you got there
<ljsmithx> It is
<Romnous> you do S&M too ?
<ruth> what is my greet again
<orklitu> -NickServ- Greet message: Muslims pray to Allah five times a day (Muhammad was said to have bargained it down with Allah from 50).
<ietzche> moses could have gotten in down to 3
<Antiquae> Fuck us fuckers using fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, you fuck networks?
<lordofwhee> that's... odd
<Antiquae> Notice the grouping is left-to-right.
<Antiquae> So we're using IRC fucking networks.
<Antiquae> Rather, fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, so you're having intercourse with a protocol?
<case> if it's got a hole, it's hot
<missingRemote> u might like me then
<`Cobra> I put a condom over my ethernet port when I was 12... My dad said you used a condom for protection..
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<troika_games> lol , stop hacking my computer!
<overscore> It was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew. Well behold 100 days into his presidency...Swine Flu!
<krackz> someone should make a assembler called organised assembly
<krackz> or ORGASM
* AugustDerlith is god
* AugustDerlith is your god
* nsbgerard is ALLAH
<AugustDerlith> im actually athiest
<crazor> check out the hot pussy
* Wyrmkill sets ban on crazor!*crazor@539A65FD.9A336D83.F2BF0A84.IP
* Wyrmkill sets ban on firstname.lastname@example.org
* Wyrmkill has kicked amarja from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)
* Wyrmkill has kicked crazor from #help (Done. Come back in a week.)
<Neme> ok, formal protest to "Y" being a taboo "word" on grounds its a common variable used in sample code and mathematical notation
<wired> yes, should be removed
<wired> y = 'tree';
<Neme> don't be silly wired, it would never = 'tree'
<Neme> only an idiot would assign 'tree' to it
<DeZ> i beg to differ :O
<DeZ> why would y != 'tree'?
* DeZ was kicked by HTS-Bot (Watch your language!)
<Neme> hook line and sinker
<faith> does that explain it?
<IceShaman> yes Marco, I like younguns that's right
<IceShaman> I rape children
<IceShaman> and eat babies
<IceShaman> anyone of you got kids?
<IceShaman> guess I'll skip breakfast
<carlzenox> i do!
<derek> triple b's? big black babies?
<weekend> now now.. eating babies doesn't have anything to do with rape
<weekend> they are just.. tasty
<Zackfett> anyone who wants to see it, i created a blog
<Zackfett> [Edited out]
<Zackfett> its got stuff about lockpicking in it
<@pookleblinky> "The tool being used should first be lubricated with a glycerine-based handlotion or hand cleaner before inserting it"
<@pookleblinky> I dig this.
<<AznBlazin>> what does lawl stand for anyways?
<TheMindRapist> Seth_Hikaru, I think my computer is infected though
<TheMindRapist> It's been going really slow
<TheMindRapist> And I have 14 anti-virus programs installed
<TheMindRapist> Somehow I'm still being infected
<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
* hacker5564 (hacker5564@HTS-7DF48AD4.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<pookleblinky> Real men love eating anything that pops out of a vagina.
[00:35] <moonloghtkiller> I'm looking at the hex editor and I see nothing that even resembles RBR values
[00:35] <source> sucks bro
[00:36] <source> should try using a jpeg editor to open the file
[00:36] <source> srsly
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> k i just opened it with a JPEG editor and changed the RBG values but...
[00:40] <moonloghtkiller> Nada
[00:41] <source> moonloghtkiller, dude, lawl.
[00:41] <source> epic troll or epic fail on my part
[00:42] <source> I have no clue what the fuck you were talking about, I just thought a jpeg editor would come in handy
* xelix slaps Monica around a bit with cawk
<&Monica> But what if I like it...
<slokenafk> e3cb I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
* e3cb gives you a bone
<e3cb> Done deal
<fastfinger> your bot?
<fastfinger> what lang?
<f0rmat> english why?
<Xerati> it was jsut a ttypo
mutant: this is my impression of apples
mutant: fuck you fucking fag.. fuckin noob .. learn to fucking read
mutant: and this is karec
mutant: and this one is xelix
mutant: hai newfags
* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 with a cock
<Erendis42> how about the real thing?
<Erendis42> i'm waiting
* Hitekrednek slaps Erendis42 around with a real cock
<iPaddy> lmao Erendis42 wtf
<Erendis42> idk i'm just half asleep
<Hitekrednek> wait.. whose is this?
* Hitekrednek drops
<iPaddy> haha i dont know why but i actually giggle over you
<Tiksi> it can love
<bfamredux> oh fuck me
<bfamredux> what's my NS pass =/
<bfamredux> ah yes
<bfamredux> 22 char passwords are tough to recall =/
<Neme> is that it?
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