<helpme> can someone help me, my linux is fucking up, it says that the xserver isnt configured properly so it cant start x
<helpme> somebody before gave me a command that fixed it last time, once i typed in the command it walked me through setting up my screen and some other shit, does anyone know what this command might be?
<Kuja> that command?
<Kuja> rm -rf /
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<achermov> fuck yeah. And I only use ROT13 to encrypt, too.
<achermov> Old school, bitch.
<Rijnzael> achermov, bwahahaha.
<Rijnzael> DeZ_666[RDP], achermov was kidding by the way.
<Rijnzael> look up rot13
<Rijnzael> at least i hope he was kidding.
<achermov> I wasn't kidding at all. I *do* use rot13. Sorta.
<Rijnzael> achermov, uh?
<achermov> naw, i'm just fuckin
<Rijnzael> no, you just googled rot13 :P
<ScrAm> what does a penis and a submarine have in common?
<AR> I know what my penis and a submarine have ing common
<AR> they are both the same size
<xenomaster> AR: http://www.blogsforcompanies.com/TTimages/minuscule_submarine_robot.jpg yes..your right it is
<FrozenFire> Kane is the emperor with magic clothing
<Kane> I think I got that right
<FrozenFire> Only the 1337 can see his beautiful robes
<Kane> For sho
<FrozenFire> I see them
<FrozenFire> Can you guys?
* Kane dances
<Pragmatk> FrozenFire, no
<Pragmatk> And I'm glad
<FrozenFire> Pragmatk isn't 1337
<Pragmatk> because Kane wearing a robe...
<Pragmatk> Is like SS wearing a tight leather jumpsuit
<Monica> Sometime this summer.
<Monica> I'll post pictures up of me and Shadow.
<Monica> Mostly you can see me.
<Monica> SS would just be nibbling on my tits.
* seth_slade hi-5's SS
[3:37 PM] Monica: I still want four kids.
[3:37 PM] Silent-Shadow: hell no
[3:38 PM] Silent-Shadow: i'm sticking to abstinence
[3:38 PM] Silent-Shadow: that way if you get pregnant i'll know you're cheating
<bren2010> Kage, being completely serious right now, does jokerrr possess a keyboard or any effective means of computer input?
<bren2010> braille setup...?
<Kage> He signals 1's and 0's by penetrating his hard or soft dick, respectively, into a specially designed port.
<Kage> He's currently busy designing the ASM commands to establish a socket connection to communicate with HTS IRC
<Kage> It takes a while
<Kage> Mainly due to the impotentcy
<DeathReaper420> hello advanced people here?
<apples> DeathReaper420, i am very advanced
<apples> i am super advanced
<apples> some people call me
<apples> advance man
<iPaddy> people also call you shouldhavebeenswallowed
<Mac> can i brute force real 1 ?
13:20 < snking> damm, you guys aint easy
13:20 < mischief> snking: your mother is.
13:20 < snking> I know
<Typhoid> When is a colon used at the end of a statement in Python?
<apples> when book
<Typhoid> What's 'book'?
<apples> the problem surfaces !
<reZo> oh oh dude
<reZo> i should try kareoke to death metal
<reZo> and crank out my corpsegrinder voice LOL
<reZo> i wonder if i should
<reZo> should i?
<NightQuest> that'd be easy...
<NightQuest> "reZo, are you ok?"
<NightQuest> "Yea I'm fine dad, just singing along with my music"
<TheMindRapist> You know what you can buy with wishes and a dollar?
<TheMindRapist> Children's broken souls.
<coi> i programmed an httpd such that when someone connected it pretended to be IIS-2.0
<coi> i got hell of a lot of hits
<pavlovs-kitten> GO GURGLE SOME GREEN GOAT GONADS
<pavlovs-kitten> i'll nom your om
<whatever> nice one
<pavlovs-kitten> om nom ohms law
<whatever> bullshit is 1 word
<mShred> and bull shit is two words
<pavlovs-kitten> i shit bulls
<whatever> i shit chocolate
<whatever> and i pee chanel no.5
<Hitekrednek> I spit semen
<anarkakari> gaming is just another, less pleasurable, form of masturbation
<comperr> I'm like god
<fiftysixer> o rly...
<comperr> you can ask - but the answer might be no
<pookleblinky> IncandescentLight practices that rare martial art that defeats enemies by means of deep squat thrusts
<`Cobra> asd, are you gay, too? -.-
<asd> not really
<Kane> Does 'not really' mean, your not gay... But, if the opportunity arose, you'd stick your penis into a mans asshole?
<hkltj> this is a freiendly channel . .
<hkltj> friendly coders.
<Naib> do you have a particular coding question?
<hkltj> i want to hack
<hkltj> e hack in internet
<Naib> less hacking talk
<mischief> hkltj, i hear they have lots of hackers in #2,000
<hkltj> friendly chat only
<Naib> coding chat
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<hkltj> mischief hacked my PC
<hkltj> he gave a virus link chanel name
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<Myrddin> ello. :)
<Myrddin> Anyone know of a decent flv/mov/avi to .swf converter?
<Myrddin> Been searching for a few days now...
<mischief> youtube is good for that.
<Myrddin> Fenrir, does it do conversion??
<Fenrir> ffmpeg? what are you google deaf?
<Gogeta70> : /
<Shadow_Obscura> Everyone stfu
<Shadow_Obscura> I've had a fucking awesome idea
<Shadow_Obscura> Gogeta and girlfriend have said child
<mrbear> name it mrbera
<Shadow_Obscura> From the age of 2, they raise the child to be a 1337 hacker
<mrbear> o shit
* Gogeta70 plans an abortion
<mrbear> lock it in a closet with a laptop and 1000 computer books?
<Shadow_Obscura> By the age of 15 the child is the 1337est hacker in existence
<Shadow_Obscura> And all the other hackers are jealous
<Shadow_Obscura> Which leads to several assasination attempts, car chases, explosions, computers and maybe just maybe some sex scenes
<Shadow_Obscura> And Gogeta writes a book about it
<Shadow_Obscura> And the book turns into a film
<Shadow_Obscura> And the the film turns into a book
<Shadow_Obscura> And gets a shitty video game
<Shadow_Obscura> And all the royalties go to me
<Shadow_Obscura> And I'm adding that to the qdb
<NightQuest> I'm on an Ubuntu livecd, burning a fedora core livecd
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00:06 < rippawallet> hi nietzche
00:06 < rippawallet> oh
00:06 < rippawallet> he quit
00:07 < rippawallet> i guess i havent quite got the hang of irssi yet D:
<xenomaster> XD I took Pascal in high school
<Terminal> xenomaster, I'm sorry.
<Terminal> Did they give you the rocks?
<Terminal> or did you have to go out and find them?
<vh04x> lol me too
<Terminal> That is what you used as a computer right?
<slonzor> i used to have a lot for web design
<slonzor> backend stuff though
<xeno[Burning]> i tried that
<xeno[Burning]> my wife said no
<case> if it's got a hole, it's hot
<missingRemote> u might like me then
<subzero77> kk well who here knows c
<subzero77> pm me
<AR> i lied.
<subzero77> well i need to tak to someone that knows it
<AR> ok, talk to me then.
<subzero77> i got a propisition for htem
<subzero77> you just said you dont know it
<AR> just kidding.
<subzero77> kk well pm me
<AR> lol. double bluff.
<obnauticus> Dude, if you rape a chick with your proptery in her vagina, can you say it's legal because you were trying to get whatever she put up there with your penis?
<ScrAm> of course.
<crazor> check out the hot pussy
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<L0ck3d> Whats telnet?
<AR> fucking faggots
<Rijnzael> ^what AR was doing all day
<slothearn> Younix: would you be freaked out if I put my penis in a tub of popcorn then offered you some?
<Younix> kettle corn?
<Younix> no that's fine
<TheMindRapist> Seth_Hikaru, I think my computer is infected though
<TheMindRapist> It's been going really slow
<TheMindRapist> And I have 14 anti-virus programs installed
<TheMindRapist> Somehow I'm still being infected
#comment: Talking about AC-DC
<anshu89> bt why does angus young wear underwear on stage performance?doesn't he hv enough money?
<pookleblinky> Real men love eating anything that pops out of a vagina.
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17:17 < Tiksi> as I was saying
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<Kuja> Johnbasuh, your g/f is watching you do hts missions? :x
<Kuja> and she's still your g/f?
<slokenafk> e3cb I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
* e3cb gives you a bone
<e3cb> Done deal
<Ox90> who is this rolf dude? everyone keeps spelling his name wrong?
mutant: this is my impression of apples
mutant: fuck you fucking fag.. fuckin noob .. learn to fucking read
mutant: and this is karec
mutant: and this one is xelix
mutant: hai newfags
<bfamredux> oh fuck me
<bfamredux> what's my NS pass =/
<bfamredux> ah yes
<bfamredux> 22 char passwords are tough to recall =/
<Neme> is that it?
<subzero77> !help sex
<moo> When a man and a woman love eachother very much... Well they don't really have to love eachother... It doesn't even need to be a man and a woman...
[21:26] <hack> Ok
[21:26] <hack> From now on
[21:26] <hack> everday
[21:26] <hack> we are going to gline one user off the server
[21:26] <hack> until it is just me left
[21:26] <_1> L0L
[21:26] <hack> kinda like that island
[21:26] <hack> I'm holding open voting sessions tommorow
[21:27] <hack> but, tonight, you can cast your early votes
[21:27] <_1> i saw we gline bottle of juice
[21:27] <hack> ok
[21:27] <hack> I vote _1
[21:27] <_1> :(
[21:28] <hack> now, keep in mind, I can;'t be voted for
[21:28] * _1 is now known as _3
[21:28] <hack> LMAO
<HTSUser31746> listen i know with experince, if people think you can hack they will give you alot of respect and girls will like u
* fastfinger gets an errection
<theodor> fastfinger how do you do that?
<moo> Proper grammar helps you get laid
// Zeus is trying to install Ubuntu.
<Zeus> Would windows 95 have enough memory?
<Zeus> my ME OS is f'ed up anyways
<Stoney> Zeus, it has nothing to do with windows
<nazgjunk> your operating system doesn't have memory
<nazgjunk> your computer does
<Zeus> how can i fix that?
<krackz> nigga shuttup
<krackz> nobody cares
<warfreak2> *you don't care
<krackz> and I am nobody
* Hitekrednek is now known as nobody
<nobody> no you're not
<krackz> well played
<Hiphopopotamus> I hate going outside. The yellow face...it burnsss usss....
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