<achermov> Oh, so, my mom and I were driving back from work yesterday
<achermov> talking about what we were gonna have for dinner.
<achermov> We settled on chicken, and we were deciding what to buy at the grocery store.
<achermov> Well, then we passed a gas station, where there was this big truck.
<achermov> Had a cage in the back and a big sign over the side.
<achermov> Said "Free Kittens!"
<achermov> So I, of course, said, "Oh look mom, we don't even have to go to the grocery store. Free dinner!"
<achermov> She hit me.
[19:40:24] <ReDucTor> scream: morklitu and Phate are fags
[19:40:32] <ReDucTor> and put it on a timer.
[19:40:43] * ReDucTor was kicked by Phate (consider yourself fucked. =P)
<Neme> pacifico, next year for CCon I'll bring more than one of my pieces of she-candy, for you boys to have a bit o' fun with
<Neme> odds are none of them will get naked with you, but it'd be fun nonetheless
<NameChangingWhore> Some Idents would love to press a button to fix their comperrs. I'm unique, I prefer to press an alias button because I'm a NameChangingwhore.
[Discussion of the hts-challenges]
<nsbgerard> they teach you how to search source code
<nsbgerard> and do basic mathematics
<blissi> nsbgerard if you need hts for that then fail....
<Flubber> is ssid related to cookies?
<Omelette> i like my viruses like i like my woman
<lordofwhee> old and fat?
<Hatebreed> nigger im 34
<Obsession> I have a foot fetish
* unnu bows down to Monica, and gives flowers and respectfuly runs away
<Obsession> Monica's size is like
<Obsession> I could eat em
<Stacy> Monica, nice being girls huh?
<unnu> Stacy, FAIL?
<Monica> Stacy: I banned you on forum for a reason. Can you be a good, little boy and behave on IRC?
[00:55] <Younix> what is people
[00:55] <Younix> your != you're
[00:55] <Younix> LEARN GRAMMAR NOW
[00:56] <source> More then likely, it's the former
[00:56] <Younix> than*
[00:56] <Younix> mr. grammar.
[00:56] <source> grammer*
[00:56] <Younix> right.
[00:56] <Younix> dictionary plz.
[00:56] <source> please*
<Yuji1> Langley: Oh but in his world, its just too hard to view the page source and read.
<Yuji1> chrlsbowman1: Kid, just leave hacking alone until you KNOW computers.
<Langley> maybe his browser doesn't have that option ;)
<Yuji1> Dude... He can't view page source...
<chrlsbowman1> i am
<Langley> you cant
<chrlsbowman1> i no i cant
<Langley> Wtf... chrlsbowman1: RIGHTCLICK!
<Yuji1> Langley: Woah woah woah bud, thats overload for him, buffer overflow. 1 char only. lol
* Langley falls off his chair
<Yuji1> Langley: You alright? lmao
<Langley> Yujil: Let's insert some shellcode in his head - maybe shutdown? or better: killall, that'd solve it
<Yuji1> Whats RETN in ASM? The hex. We don't want him dead, for fucks sake lol.
<%BhaaL> Yuji1: dont retn, a crash is fine too
<russkiy> but you can encrypt md5!! with a simple md5_decrypt([string]) in php...
<AR> alright guys
<AR> i used to masturbate regularly once a day
<AR> now with college and stuff i have to go 2-3 days at a time without fapping
<AR> and my sex drive just goes through the roof after like 2+ days
<AR> does anyone else experience this?
<weekend> everyone does
<weekend> or not
<weekend> perhaps AR
<weekend> you should start socialising
<weekend> and what not
<AR> maybe you should as well
<AR> do you want to be my wingman
<weekend> not really
<AR> oh hi
<AR> nice to meet you
<krackz> what ho
<krackz> AR is this you socialing?
<AR> krackz, dude shut up im trying to get laid here
<AR> grayhat, I'm andrew, what's your name
<ss23> please someone
<ss23> this is meant to be a help channel...
<Nohusuro> what do you need help with?
* ss23 has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Gogeta70> : /
<Shadow_Obscura> Everyone stfu
<Shadow_Obscura> I've had a fucking awesome idea
<Shadow_Obscura> Gogeta and girlfriend have said child
<mrbear> name it mrbera
<Shadow_Obscura> From the age of 2, they raise the child to be a 1337 hacker
<mrbear> o shit
* Gogeta70 plans an abortion
<mrbear> lock it in a closet with a laptop and 1000 computer books?
<Shadow_Obscura> By the age of 15 the child is the 1337est hacker in existence
<Shadow_Obscura> And all the other hackers are jealous
<Shadow_Obscura> Which leads to several assasination attempts, car chases, explosions, computers and maybe just maybe some sex scenes
<Shadow_Obscura> And Gogeta writes a book about it
<Shadow_Obscura> And the book turns into a film
<Shadow_Obscura> And the the film turns into a book
<Shadow_Obscura> And gets a shitty video game
<Shadow_Obscura> And all the royalties go to me
<Shadow_Obscura> And I'm adding that to the qdb
<Terminal> my ancestor
<Terminal> and your ancestor
<Terminal> are the same
<Kuja> Terminal, depends how far back you go
<Terminal> we're human.
<Neme> But not the same as mine... ;-)
<Neme> I wasn't born...
<Neme> I was SPAWNED FROM HELL!!
<Terminal> Neme, yes well, we're talking about humans
<Terminal> not freaks
<Karec> I accidentally went to Quebec at the wrong time of the summer a year ago
<Cobra> Im going to vancouver soon
<Karec> and thats how Karec accidentally attended the largest gay/lesbian festival in all of north america
<FrozenFire> Probably wasn't an accident
<pacifico> so this pedo guy jeff
<ljsmithx> I would bash his knees in then put a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brains across the floor
<Romnous> ljsmithx, good fantasy you got there
<ljsmithx> It is
<Romnous> you do S&M too ?
<ruth> what is my greet again
<orklitu> -NickServ- Greet message: Muslims pray to Allah five times a day (Muhammad was said to have bargained it down with Allah from 50).
<ietzche> moses could have gotten in down to 3
<Antiquae> Fuck us fuckers using fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, you fuck networks?
<lordofwhee> that's... odd
<Antiquae> Notice the grouping is left-to-right.
<Antiquae> So we're using IRC fucking networks.
<Antiquae> Rather, fucking IRC fucking networks.
<lordofwhee> wait, so you're having intercourse with a protocol?
<reZo> and kitty is on my lap atm >_>
<xenomaster> mine are outside
<xenomaster> i let em go, but they keep coming back.
<xenomaster> kinda like my ex wife
<`Cobra> I put a condom over my ethernet port when I was 12... My dad said you used a condom for protection..
<magikstik> my 1st blow job ever, was when I was in kindergarden
<nsbgerard> R.I.P. to tupac
<NightQuest> he's dead?
<obnauticus> Dude, if you rape a chick with your proptery in her vagina, can you say it's legal because you were trying to get whatever she put up there with your penis?
<ScrAm> of course.
<Kahdloc> hmm. hard to find good chick walpapers.
<lilith> yeah never quite know how thin to slice them
<lilith> wallpapering rooms with chicks?
<lilith> first you have to pluck them and then its the whole slicing and deboning thing
<lilith> otherwise it just gets this ugly little jabby effect all over the walls
<TheLostOne> sarcastic cunt
<Kahdloc> yeah, the skin's hard to extract.
<Kahdloc> it's delicate work for sure.
<Kahdloc> and it takes /forever/. one chick only covers maybe 6 square inches
<Kahdloc> and that's on the high side.
<Kahdloc> for a full room, you're looking at several hundred. maybe thousands
<Kahdloc> the blood does make a nice paint though.
<TheLostOne> well it cuts down on overpopulation huh?
<Kahdloc> a little i guess
<TheLostOne> someone needs to quote this
<faith> does that explain it?
<ScrAm> you're on Windows
<ScrAm> use mIRC.
<Zackfett> i tried
<Zackfett> it wouldnt work
<ScrAm> why wouldn't it?
<Zackfett> the whole use for 30 days thing
<Zackfett> apparently i had it before
<slothearn> Younix: would you be freaked out if I put my penis in a tub of popcorn then offered you some?
<Younix> kettle corn?
<Younix> no that's fine
#comment: Talking about AC-DC
<anshu89> bt why does angus young wear underwear on stage performance?doesn't he hv enough money?
<hacker5564> how do i do basic challenge 3?
<Mitchell-> by hacking.
<Tormn> You shit fuck
<Tormn> Go learn your damned self
<Tormn> like we all did
<Tormn> stupid noob shit.
<Tormn> shitty fuck noob.
<Tormn> Noobity shit shit.
* hacker5564 (hacker5564@HTS-7DF48AD4.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
* xelix slaps Monica around a bit with cawk
<&Monica> But what if I like it...
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17:17 < Tiksi> as I was saying
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<Kuja> Johnbasuh, your g/f is watching you do hts missions? :x
<Kuja> and she's still your g/f?
<fastfinger> your bot?
<fastfinger> what lang?
<f0rmat> english why?
<Ox90> who is this rolf dude? everyone keeps spelling his name wrong?
<Xerati> it was jsut a ttypo
mutant: this is my impression of apples
mutant: fuck you fucking fag.. fuckin noob .. learn to fucking read
mutant: and this is karec
mutant: and this one is xelix
mutant: hai newfags
<bfamredux> oh fuck me
<bfamredux> what's my NS pass =/
<bfamredux> ah yes
<bfamredux> 22 char passwords are tough to recall =/
<Neme> is that it?
<subzero77> !help sex
<moo> When a man and a woman love eachother very much... Well they don't really have to love eachother... It doesn't even need to be a man and a woman...
[21:26] <hack> Ok
[21:26] <hack> From now on
[21:26] <hack> everday
[21:26] <hack> we are going to gline one user off the server
[21:26] <hack> until it is just me left
[21:26] <_1> L0L
[21:26] <hack> kinda like that island
[21:26] <hack> I'm holding open voting sessions tommorow
[21:27] <hack> but, tonight, you can cast your early votes
[21:27] <_1> i saw we gline bottle of juice
[21:27] <hack> ok
[21:27] <hack> I vote _1
[21:27] <_1> :(
[21:28] <hack> now, keep in mind, I can;'t be voted for
[21:28] * _1 is now known as _3
[21:28] <hack> LMAO
* fastfinger gets an errection
<theodor> fastfinger how do you do that?
// Zeus is trying to install Ubuntu.
<Zeus> Would windows 95 have enough memory?
<Zeus> my ME OS is f'ed up anyways
<Stoney> Zeus, it has nothing to do with windows
<nazgjunk> your operating system doesn't have memory
<nazgjunk> your computer does
<Zeus> how can i fix that?
<doob> IceShaman, C++ is low level programming
<doob> you want easy coding, go for high level shit like PHP or java
<Hiphopopotamus> I hate going outside. The yellow face...it burnsss usss....
# From Truth\'s .history file on rootthisbox.org
<oohal> Truth, you\'re odd
<oohal> SORRY WHAT WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
<pookleblinky> It is that time of night when we forget who we are and why we are here.
<pookleblinky> And where our pants have gone
[05:19] <magikstik> im fucking a broke poor ass jew, probably one of few
[05:19] <magikstik> and not proud
<pinkdaisy> "Oh baby, your text is making me hot!"
<pinkdaisy> "You put the comma in just the right spot."
<bren2010> I noticed the u and i were next to each other just now.
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